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IF TUMBLR HAD A HIGHLIGHT REEL THIS WOULD BE IN IT
press play and watch the gif.
just trust me.
IF TUMBLR HAD A HIGHLIGHT REEL THIS WOULD BE IN IT
If you are not anywhere near Hurricane Sandy can you please stop making fucking jokes about it!?
Even if it’s to try to make us who are going through hell feel better.
Because this shit is scary as fuck and not something to take lightly. Most of the towns around me are without power and my lights are flickering like crazy so I’m probably gonna be with them any minute now.
Plus there are about a dozen trees down around my house.
The jokes aren’t funny. They aren’t making us laugh. Just stop.
Cross out everything you’ve done
Had beerSmoked an entire cigaretteDone drugs.Written on a bathroom wall.- Read a George Orwell book.
- Had a physical fight.
Used Twitter.Listened to Lady GagaBeen in a car accident.- Gotten suspended.
- Gotten expelled.
- Been allergic to something.
Got a computer virus.Touched a real gun.Had a dog.Had a cat.- Been pregnant.
Camped outSwam in the ocean.Wore a bikiniDriven a carBeen sent to the principal.Ever liked someone.- Failed a class.
Failed a test.- Went to summer school.
- Got worse than a D
Got A’s and B’s.Read an entire book.- Recorded my own music.
Had an xbox.- Worn heels more than 3 days in a row.
- Wore fishnets.
Wore skinny jeans.Hated someone.- Been cheated on.
- Cheated on someone.
- Practiced Christianity/Catholicism.
Worn makeup.Lied to my parents about where I was going.- Had surgery.
Had my license.- Attempted suicide.
- Self harmed.
Worn coloured contacts.Painted my nails black.- Broken someone’s heart.
Had my heart broken.Cried for an hour straightLost something very valuable.Got separated from one of my parents as a kid.- Broken a bone.
- Gotten stung by a bee.
Eaten something bad/expired.- Threw up from being so drunk.
- Saw someone throw up from being so drunk.
Danced with someone of the same sex.Owned an ipod- Owned an iphone.
Fell for a best friend.- Stole a friend’s significant other.
Went far away from home for more than a week.- Moved out.
- Ran away.
Had a job.- Been fired.
Lied to a friend.Lied to a family member.Had a Facebook.Posted a video on Youtube.- Started a rumor about someone.
Talked bad about someone.- Deliberately failed a test.
- Been skinny dipping.
- Counted to a million.
Counted to a thousand.- Ate rabbit meat.
- Ate duck meat.
Had fast food.Been to Church.- Been to Canada.
- Been married.
- Had a divorce.
Broke a glass- Hugged someone today.
Texted someone today.- Received a phone call today.
Threw something out of the window.Ignored a text from someone on purpose.Wished you were somebody else.Had my feelings hurt by a friend and never told them.- Kissed someone.
Been to a concert- Seen your favourite band live
Met a celebrity- Met your favourite band
- Own more than 10 CD’s
(Source: fyeahsurveys)